Looks like nothing major is going on in the world lately, you know, with the war in Iraq, Anna Nicole’s baby finally getting a father, and the insane storm that’s supposed to hit tomorrow. CNN must be getting sick of reporting the same old stuff, because they approached this bird thing as if a national hero died or something! At least he can say he died for his country. Check out the caption under Cheney’s picture. It’s my favorite part.

Dick Cheney's plane hits bird